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The New Evangelical Christian Manifesto

“I SWEAR to submit to the following rules drawn up and confirmed by EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS.   1. Rev. 22:18-19 are hereby revoked. Only scriptures we deem relevant are valid as of 6/6/15 the Holy Day of Declaration.   2. According to our infallible prophets Falwell, Jeffress, Robertson, and Graham—Trump is ANOINTED by God to lead […]