My Top 5 “Favorite” Bumper Stickers—What Is Yours?

I saw the bumper sticker pictured in the graphic on the left a few days ago. Eerily, it was in an old Jeep crammed full of big orange gasoline cans.

Here are my top 5 “favorite” bumper stickers. Please note I may not endorse the idea behind the bumper sticker, but I do think it is clever.

1. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

2. I have a degree in Liberal Arts – do you want fries with that?

3. Gun control is using two hands.

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.

5. If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is.

Question: What Is Your “Favorite” Bumper Sticker?

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22 Responses to “My Top 5 “Favorite” Bumper Stickers—What Is Yours?”

  1. I have this on my Jeep Wrangler –

  2. Driver carries no cash he’s married.

  3. I love animals. They’re delicious.

    Visualize whirled peas.

  4. Stupid Ought to Hurt!!

  5. If you’re drunk , honk 25 times !!!

  6. Christy Moosa October 3, 2011 at 11:52

    Honk if you love Jesus,text if you want to meet Him.

  7. PETA ~ People Eating Tasty Animals!

  8. “No. You suck!” – The Mean People

  9. Well Randy, I don’t usually post anything to the web with words my mother would take offense with, however, this is my very favourite sticker of all time. Saw it in Colorado Springs years ago – you know, the New Jerusalem, the epicentre of all this evangelical…..

    FOCUS…on your own damn family!

    Sorry mom. I love you.

    • Ah yes, Paul. Ah, yes. I especially love the Colorado Springs “New Jerusalem” part…the epicenter of all the “evangelical hypocrisy”…was that what you meant to say??

  10. I love cats… They taste just like chicken!

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