My Top 5 “Favorite” Bumper Stickers—What Is Yours?

I saw the bumper sticker pictured in the graphic on the left a few days ago. Eerily, it was in an old Jeep crammed full of big orange gasoline cans.

Here are my top 5 “favorite” bumper stickers. Please note I may not endorse the idea behind the bumper sticker, but I do think it is clever.

1. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

2. I have a degree in Liberal Arts – do you want fries with that?

3. Gun control is using two hands.

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.

5. If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is.

Question: What Is Your “Favorite” Bumper Sticker?

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22 responses to “My Top 5 “Favorite” Bumper Stickers—What Is Yours?”

  1. Pat Callahan Avatar

    I love cats… They taste just like chicken!

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      Thanks, Pat. Everything tastes like chicken, right? Even chicken??!!

  2. PER Avatar
    PER

    Well Randy, I don’t usually post anything to the web with words my mother would take offense with, however, this is my very favourite sticker of all time. Saw it in Colorado Springs years ago – you know, the New Jerusalem, the epicentre of all this evangelical…..

    FOCUS…on your own damn family!

    Sorry mom. I love you.

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      Ah yes, Paul. Ah, yes. I especially love the Colorado Springs “New Jerusalem” part…the epicenter of all the “evangelical hypocrisy”…was that what you meant to say??

  3. Jonathan Avatar
    Jonathan

    “No. You suck!” – The Mean People

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      Ah, yes. thanks, Jonathan!!

  4. bud the pieman!!! Avatar

    PETA ~ People Eating Tasty Animals!

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      I think I was a people eating tasty animals at your place the other night! Royers Round Top Cafe rocks!!!

  5. Christy Moosa Avatar
    Christy Moosa

    Honk if you love Jesus,text if you want to meet Him.

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      So true. Thanks, Christy!

  6. jamaica joe Avatar
    jamaica joe

    If you’re drunk , honk 25 times !!!

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      Ha!! Thanks, Jamaica Joe. I think…

  7. Lynne Avatar
    Lynne

    Stupid Ought to Hurt!!

  8. Chris Avatar

    I love animals. They’re delicious.

    Visualize whirled peas.

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      Awesome, Chris!!

  9. Brian HInkley Avatar

    Driver carries no cash he’s married.

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      Thanks, Brian. Ha!!

    1. Randy Elrod Avatar

      Nice!!! Rocco, I have a Jeep Wrangler too. Very nice!!

  10. Rocco Capra Avatar

    I have this on my Jeep Wrangler –

    1. Rocco Capra Avatar

      D-oh! it didn’t show up cause it’s a HML Tag! Lets try that again…