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  • This Is For Those Who Dream…

    This is for those who dream whose every waking moment throbs with anticipation is wrapped in creation Those who believe in magic hope chivalry and grace. Those who believe a next thought will create culture change things be love. Ordinary people with extraordinary faith. This is for those who dream… If this made your morning…

  • Who Was The Oddest Person To Influence Your Life?

    The oddest person to influence my life was Elizabeth Sorrells. She was my seventh grade teacher at East Lake Jr. High in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Her classroom was the last door on the right of the first floor from the main entrance. A portly woman in sack-like dresses with wavy thinning hair slicked down with oil…

  • What Everybody Ought To Know…About This SXSW Business

    SXSW (South by Southwest) is composed of three major conferences. Interactive (Technology), Film and Music. This past year the conference was bigger than ever, the official paid attendance count was 24,569, up from 19,364 in 2011, a change of about 27 percent (via Omar of Austin 360, hat tip to Bryan Person) The interactive conference (SXSWi)…

  • Objectified — My Latest Watercolor

    24″ x 33″ Original Watercolor on Handmade Paper $850 Also available: Standard Prints (most economical) Canvas (ready to hang) “The perception of beauty is a moral test.” – Henry David Thoreau Options Original Watercolor$850.00 USD 12″ x 16″ Canvas Ready to Hang$199.00 USD 16″ x 20″ Canvas Ready to Hang$239.00 USD 20″ x 30″ Cnvas Ready…

  • The Wild, The Free — My Latest Watercolor

    24″ x 33″ Original Watercolor on handmade paper $850. Also Available on Canvas Ready To Hang & Standard Prints “A thousand horse and none to ride! With flowing tail, and flying mane, Wide nostrils never stretched by pain, mouths bloodless to the bit or rein, And feet that iron never shod, and flanks unscarred by…

  • My Top 5 New Cocktails & How To Make Them

    5. 1984 – 1.5 oz Gin, .75 oz Cointreau, .25 oz fresh squeezed lemon and lime, .25 simple syrup, 3 dashes Angostura bitters. Shake w ice and serve on the rocks. A great summer cocktail. 4. Razercrac – Swift’s Attic in downtown Austin’s take on a Sazerac. Fun! 1.5 oz Vodka, .5 oz Sweet Vermouth,…

  • Foodie — My Latest Watercolor

    Summer Special:  Original Watercolor on handmade paper 12″ x 16″ $550. $250.  Summer Special: Stunning Canvas Prints 12″ x 16″ $199. $99. 16″ x 20″ $239. $139. 20″ x 30″ $299. $199. Summer Special: Standard Prints 8.5″ x 11″ $28. $19.99 9″ x 13″ $33. $24.99 11″ x 17″ $43. $34.99 Please add $4.99 per order in USA to all original art…

  • Why Instagram Is The Ideal Social Network for Creatives

    Move over Facebook with your clunky interface, Linked In with your business suit, blogging with your five steps to anything and everything, and Twitter with your 140 character limit—there’s a social networking debutante in town and her name is Instagram. She’s only two years old and can already hold her own with the E*Trade baby….

  • Father Forgive Me — My Latest Watercolor

    Original Watercolor on Handmade Paper 12″ x 16″ Archival Giclee and Standard Prints Available “Forgiveness is that paradoxical gift offered TO people, but not offered BY people.” —Randy Elrod

  • Comfortable In Her Own Skin — My Latest Watercolor

    Original Watercolor on Canvas 23.5″ x 35.5″ $850. Archival Giclee and Standard Prints Available “I wasn’t truly comfortable with myself until I was about 30. I spent so much time and energy wondering if I wasn’t worthy, and trying to find people to validate me, instead of validating myself.” —Tori Spelling

  • A Self Portrait — My Latest Watercolor

    12″ x 16″ Original Watercolor on Handmade Paper Not For Sale Archival Giclee and Standard Prints Available “I don’t really understand myself, for I want to do what is right, but I don’t do it. Instead, I do what I hate.” —Romans 7:15 Hebrew Bible REMBRANDT’S SELF PORTRAITS It wasn’t until the nineteenth and twentieth…

  • As I Grow Older, I Realize…

    At the risk of sounding cynical: 1.  Most friends are only as good as the next thing you can do for them. 2. There is a reason the Christian ghetto is called the Christian ghetto. 3. When you finally end up in the real world, it looks a lot different than said ghetto. 4. That…

  • Five Shades of Blue — My Latest Watercolor

    12″ x 16″ Original Watercolor on handmade paper $550 Archival Giclee and Standard Prints Available “I’ve been burned already, and yet here I am again” ― E.L. James, Fifty Shades Darker  

  • 8 Bloggers Who Are Making A Difference

    Seven of today’s best bloggers are partnering with Food for the Hungry for a trip to Ethiopia this July 9th-16th. Among them are wives, moms, and singles. There is a business leader, a wellness advocate, writers, and a therapist. (And yes, that sounds like the opening line of a joke.) Despite their differences, what they…

  • Strawberry Wine — My Latest Watercolor

    12″ x 16″ Original Watercolor on handmade paper Introductory Special $550. Save 47% $350.  Standard Prints 8.5″ x 11″ $28. $25. 10″ x 16″ $43. $35.  “Like strawberry wine and seventeen, the hot July moon saw everything, my first taste of love, oh, bittersweet, the green on the vine like strawberry wine.” — Gary Stefan…

  • My Top Ten Things To Do While In Austin, Texas

    10. See the Bats — Sure, it’s the touristy thing to do, but believe me, if you want to witness one of the most unique events in nature, make your way to the Congress Bridge downtown just before sunset. I felt as though I had been mysteriously transported to Gotham City and summoned to don my…

  • The Seven Last Words of…Spock

    I am considering submitting a talk to the 2013 South by Southwest Conference Panel Picker and calling it The Seven Last Words of Spock  (Empathic Confessions for an Illogical World). Here are my ideas for the seven last words of the iconic Star Trek hero who often wrestled with his Vulcan/Human heritage. 1.  Anamnesis (Empathic Memories) 2. Dialogue…

  • Katniss — Hunger Games — Two Versions of My Latest Watercolor — Which Is Your Favorite?

    Katniss — “Between The Pages” Series 16″ x 20″ Framed Original Watercolor & Pages from actual The Hunger Games book on handmade paper $950. each. Archival Giclee and Standard Prints available “Winning means fame and fortune. Losing means certain death. The Hunger Games have begun.” — Suzzane Collins, The Hunger Games Please leave a comment and tell me which…

  • I Died And Went To…Austin

    Sometimes you have to die in order to live again. There are all sorts of analogies for this; perhaps best known is the lowly caterpillar’s transformation into a cocoon, and then miraculously into a soaring butterfly. A “resurrection, of sorts.” You’ve probably heard all the cliches. But after the utter devastation and chaos of the past…

  • I Hurt Myself Last Year

    I hurt myself last year To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that’s real The sadness once again The opiate of choice Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And…