RANDY ELROD

Sensual | Curious | Communal | Free

Get Your Copy of The Purging Room

📱 Kindle $7.99 🎧 Audiobook $8.99 📖 Paperback $14.99 📚 Hardback $24.95

Category: Post

  • What I Learned Spending a Day with a Master Chef from Basque Country Spain

    What I Learned Spending a Day with a Master Chef from Basque Country Spain

    Since my retirement at age 48, I have loved cooking, but now that we are here in Spain, it has become one of the supreme joys of my life. The Basque Country in northern Spain is celebrated worldwide for its haute cuisine. The combination of Spanish zest and French elegance is evident in every bite….

  • Protected: Too Big for My Britches

    There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

  • A Year in Spain (Part Two)

    A Year in Spain (Part Two)

    We moved to Spain a year ago today. The most significant difference has been how safe and calm we feel living here. The Spanish have a beautiful word for it: Tranquilo. Three hundred days of sunshine a year and welcoming and joyous people have done wonders for my mood. It turns out I wasn’t depressed….

  • A Year in Spain

    A Year in Spain

    As of December 7, we have lived in Barcelona for twelve months. To quote a line from a favorite movie, “Inconceivable!” It started in early 2023 with us dreaming, “Oh my, what if we could be like Ernest Hemingway and Martha Gellhorn, Salvador and Gala Dali, Pablo Picasso and Genevieve Laporte? What if we were…

  • Guapa

    Original Watercolor on Handmade Paper 2024 51 x 38 cm Guapa is the Spanish word for beautiful.

  • A Bittersweet Thanksgiving

    A Bittersweet Thanksgiving

    Spain does not celebrate Thanksgiving. It is a distinctively American experience. It is ironic that last year in America, Gina and I spent Thanksgiving alone at our home in Dunedin. However, Ray, our long-time friend (over three decades), and his partner Alan will be with us this year. We plan to gather around the table…

  • What My Two Affairs Taught Me About Infidelity

    What My Two Affairs Taught Me About Infidelity

    I’m not sure it’s possible to justify my liaisons with two women (one married, one divorced), but what I learned from having them warrants discussion—not between their husband and ex and me. However, it might be interesting to hear that side. No, I submit that it would be healthy if this discussion happened between partners…

  • My Raw Thoughts A Few Minutes After the 2024 Presidential Election Was Called 

    My Raw Thoughts A Few Minutes After the 2024 Presidential Election Was Called 

    Shock. Horror. Disbelief. Disappointment. Hollow vindication. These are a few of the violent emotions that swept over me this morning when the Associated Press confirmed that a psychopathic criminal filled with hatred has been re-elected President of the United States.  Surreal. I would never have dreamed this would happen after the traitorous attempted coup and…

  • Four Days of Solitude and Magic at Montserrat Monastery

    Four Days of Solitude and Magic at Montserrat Monastery

    For the past four days, I have disappeared from the world. No media, no people, no news, just me. Alone with myself. For three nights and four blissful days, I retreated to the Montserrat Monastery, high in the mountains of Spain. Montserrat is a Spanish name derived from the Latin terms “mons” (mountain) and “serratus”…

  • My Most Controversial Art Yet. Why?

    I grew up smothered by religion. My father and both grandfathers were preachers. Sexual pleasure never came up in family conversations or sermons. To this day. And I’m 66 years old.  Never will I forget, at around age eleven or twelve, waking up with wet white stuff covering my sheet. I had been dreaming about…

  • What’s Making Me Happy

    What’s Making Me Happy

    Many of us are anxious during election seasons, particularly this one when so much is on the line for my birth country. When I’m feeling freaked out and depressed, I turn to things that make me happy, i.e., soothing music—something I put on while I’m cooking comfort food. Here are a few things that make…

  • My Latest Watercolor

    (Click painting to enlarge) Fragmentation Original Watercolor on Handmade Paper 44 x 50 cm I’d like very much to have painted a cohesive picture with a soothing palette today. I would like to be as good as nature, which, with time, produces flowers and grass to cover destruction. But we are a world of fragmented…

  • Let’s Pretend We’re Dancing in the Streets Of Barcelona

    Let’s Pretend We’re Dancing in the Streets Of Barcelona

    They are achingly beautiful, these romantic cities—Barcelona, Paris, Rome. The contours of Europe are far more mysterious and deeply layered than those of America. They are like the “promised land” I had always been told about but knew deep in my heart did not exist. It was like I had died and gone to heaven,…

  • Body Language

    Graphite and Watercolor on Paper 2024 46 x 61 cm This is the first watercolor I’ve attempted in several months. I am still working on eyes. What does her body language tell you about her?

  • Leaving Is Most Definitely An Option

    Leaving Is Most Definitely An Option

    There are times in life when leaving is the only healthy option. To leave is to go away from someone or something temporarily or permanently. So many people stay in abusive relationships (emotional and physical), falsely believing they have no option but to stay. Here are a few things I’ve left, and I am much…

  • Dionysus Discovers Self-Help

    I was in a playful mood today, and this appeared. Having a bit of fun dispelling the shame of our sexual organs. Especially us men who, as adolescents, needed someone to help us answer the question, “How large is huge?” Heads up: Contains male nudity. Click on penis to enlarge.

  • Crecí Muy Parecido a JD Vance. ¿Cómo Acabamos Siendo tan Diferentes?

    Leí Hillbilly Elegy cuando apareció por primera vez. La primera parte me conmovió al describir los Apalaches y a su familia y amigos. El resto del libro me pareció poco sincero, con descripciones engañosas y capítulos huecos. Después de la emoción de saber que alguien había escrito un libro muy parecido a mis memorias, A Renaissance Redneck, me dejó…

  • I Grew Up Much Like JD Vance. How Did We End Up So Different?

    I Grew Up Much Like JD Vance. How Did We End Up So Different?

    I read Hillbilly Elegy by JD Vance when it first appeared. The first part moved me as he described the Appalachians and his family and friends. The rest of the book felt disingenuous, with deceptive descriptions and hollow chapters. After the excitement that somebody had written a book much like my memoir, A Renaissance Redneck, it left…